my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.
me:
Michael Jackson hated touring lol
Lmfaoo
My favorite video in all history
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I have so much cum on me I feel like a toaster strudel
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Me after sucking nut: so you lied about having a salad for lunch
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